Bear, Them There Hills, Etc.
Early 21st century communication patterns:
Outgoing text message: At a bbq watching a bear
Incoming text message (respondent 1): A real man would kill it for sport
Incoming text message (respondent 2): @ Pat Park watchin a hooker score fix
Incoming text message (respondent 3): Do u think u could send it to eat my [family member]?
Two observations: (1) [...]