http://www.marginnotes.net/2007/07/19/why-dont-monkeys-grow-beards/ Baltimorean becoming a Montanan. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:40:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://www.marginnotes.net/2007/07/19/why-dont-monkeys-grow-beards/comment-page-1/#comment-545 Diane Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:43:56 +0000 http://www.marginnotes.net/2007/07/19/why-dont-monkeys-grow-beards/#comment-545 No, not your future, because: 1. You're not an engineer 2. You have a work ethic even non-engineers envy. 3. Your wife wouldn't put up with such slovenly habits portrayed in the Dilbert cartoon. 4. Do you really CARE why monkeys don't grow beards? 5. You could always go into business installing tub surrounds. No, not your future, because:
1. You’re not an engineer
2. You have a work ethic even non-engineers envy.
3. Your wife wouldn’t put up with such slovenly habits portrayed in the Dilbert cartoon.
4. Do you really CARE why monkeys don’t grow beards?
5. You could always go into business installing tub surrounds.

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