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{ 2007 07 19 }

Why DON’T Monkeys Grow Beards?

My future?

Posted by Sutton on Thursday, July 19, 2007, at 5:52 am, and filed under General. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

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  1. Diane | July 19, 2007 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    No, not your future, because:
    1. You’re not an engineer
    2. You have a work ethic even non-engineers envy.
    3. Your wife wouldn’t put up with such slovenly habits portrayed in the Dilbert cartoon.
    4. Do you really CARE why monkeys don’t grow beards?
    5. You could always go into business installing tub surrounds.