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{ Daily Archives } Saturday, June 2007

Bird Camp Dispatch 3

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When last we left our hero and my wife, A., she was waiting for the last of her crew to report, looking forward to “probing [her] first eggs,” and worrying that she might have to shoot some squirrels. [...]

Friday

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I couldn’t care less about your exercise routine, so why do I think you’ll be interested in mine? Pure arrogance, I guess.
On Friday, I sacrificed my actual workout for a meeting with the weight-room attendant, who rearranged my workout on the computer into three different workouts, to allow for rotating attention to different body parts [...]